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He balls his fist and tucks it under his chin without replying and just nods. I unzip my vest right in front of him as he asks me to look up which store's have an A/C unit. The customer asks him and Ron viciously dampers the man's resolve with far off projected delivery dates and a no hope for the world speech. Is he screwing with me? Is he trying to catch me up in a lie and reveal the truth that we have hidden, in the back, hundreds of A/C units like the warehouse in Indiana Jones? Finally, Ron, the guy coming in to relieve me arrives. I feign an extended conversation with the dial tone and then hang up.Ĭustomer.What are the other stores in the area? I speak to an associate at the other store and inquire to whether they have an A/C unit or not. He points at one of the stores on the screen.
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I refuse to argue the fact that it was the first and only time I went to get the number. I return and he is not happy.Ĭustomer: Where did you go, Red Vest Man?Ĭustomer: You had to get the number again? I have to leave my desk in the department to retrieve the number. With this irrefutable proof I present with him my findings: that no other store has one, any A/C unit.
MY LOWES LIFE UPDATE
Lowe's will never update anything, the owner of Lowe's, whoever he is would rather be encased in cement at a random store than allot money towards updates. I look up our inventory on Lowe's sleek 1980's database. We do this dance one more time before I make a power move, a move that will guarantee leverage over him and the balance of power in this confrontation will tip in my favor and I will get out of here on time, my vest begins to burn, my body can only withstand it touching me for so long. He asks for the list again, I tell him again. I list of the number of stores in the area which seem more than what would be an appropriate number given he population. He ponders this for a moment, his face contorts with strained thought.Ĭustomer: Are there any other stores in the area? Me: About four days ago sir, we've be out since I tell him that we are out of units, we were wiped out and aren't expecting anymore for at least a week, if ever. The Mechanical Fiend continued to question me.